6.20.23

Real conversation that took place btwn me and Ted the other day:

Me, observing Ted pop a pill in his mouth DRY and SWALLOW WITHOUT WATER: You don't take a drink of water when you take a pill?

Ted, looking at me oddly (the gall!), shaking his head: Subsequent.

Me, wondering if I married a madman: ...Simultaneous.

Ted takes a pointed drink of water, like he's proving a real and good and fair point.

Me: [WALKS OUT OF ROOM, AND OUT OF HOUSE, AND KEEPS WALKING]

Anyway. You throw a pill in your mouth and then take a gigantic gulp of water to help wash it down, right? Obviously. Ted and I will work through this, and it will be okay.

Lucy has kind of discovered her 'b's; today's Big Discovery is her saying "bwa bwa bwa." But, like, the b-sound is really, really light. We'll get there.